Terms of Service

Last updated: September 28, 2026

Deadlines in Dog Years is operated by Taciturn Studios LLC.

Welcome to DeadlinesInDogYears.com. By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. Please read them carefully.

Use of the Website

DeadlinesInDogYears.com provides a novelty deadline conversion tool for entertainment and motivational purposes. The conversions provided (dog years, Mars years, full moons, etc.) are approximations intended for fun and are not scientifically precise instruments for planning.

You agree to use this website only for lawful purposes and in a manner that does not infringe the rights of others.

Intellectual Property

All content on this website — including text, illustrations, graphics, and code — is the property of DeadlinesInDogYears.com and is protected by applicable copyright laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without our express written permission.

Affiliate Links

This site contains affiliate links to Amazon and other retailers. We may earn a commission on qualifying purchases at no additional cost to you. See our Affiliate Disclosure for full details.

AI Chat Services

Certain features of the Service, including but not limited to our chat assistant, are powered by artificial intelligence. By using these features, you acknowledge that:

  • Responses are generated by AI and may not always be accurate, complete, or current
  • Your inputs may be recorded and used for service improvement and AI model training
  • You should not share sensitive personal information (financial data, health records, passwords) through the AI chat
  • AI chat responses do not constitute professional advice of any kind

A consent notice is displayed before your first chat interaction. By clicking "I Understand — Start Chat," you expressly consent to the recording and processing of your chat messages as described in our Privacy Policy.

Disclaimer of Warranties

This website is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We do not guarantee that the site will be error-free or uninterrupted. The deadline conversion tool is for entertainment purposes only.

Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, DeadlinesInDogYears.com shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of this website.

Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Continued use of the website after changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.

California Law, Venue, Arbitration, and CCPA

Governing law is the law of the State of California. Venue is the state and federal courts located in California. Arbitration is seated in California. California residents may exercise rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA), including the right to know, delete, and opt out of the sale or sharing of personal information. We do not sell personal information.

Contact

Questions? Email us at hello@deadlinesindogyears.com